This just in: an All Points Bulletin is being issued throughout the farthest reaches of the galaxy. The MRF blog has experienced the mother of all meltdowns and there appears to be only one survivor.
Suspiciously the darkness began shortly after the blog seemed to have gotten its legs about it and was about ready for public consumption. I fear the worst may have happened!
Consider the final transmissions of the Big 3:
Nanook-
"Watched Big Joe wipe the floor with a fresh Hockey Mom mop tonight..."
"Way to go, wild woman of the North, you can fake emotional talking points like the best of your party."
Roame-
"McCain's solution to ease the price at the pump? More domestic drilling. That's like sticking a piece of chewing gum in a leaking dike and hoping it holds. McCain doesn't stir hope in me, just more apprehension and anxiety."
Ozone-
"Finally, after 8 horrid years of right-wing destruction, there is hope for this noble experiment we call the United States of America."
Perhaps their words were ascertained by one of the Bush/Cheney super spy computers and these voices of dissent were subsequently blasted out of the blogosphere and beamed into oblivion never to be heard from again!!
I will continue to leave the light on for my dearly departed brothers in hopes that they may one day find their way back through the storm. This is not the final chapter
-A
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