Wanted: Favorite player MUST be returned to One Buc Palace ASAP! NO questions asked.
Who are you and what have you done with Ronde Barber?
Description: shut down corner with miraculous ball hawking skills and a knack for big plays (see Eagles pick @ bottom of page). A sure tackler with a vast knowledge of the game and nasty on field disposition. Enjoys inflicting psychological torment and physical pain on the opposition and is known as one of the best corner blitzers in NFL history.
Last seen: 2007 season
Suspects & motive: In an effort to maintain their competitive advantage at all costs against NFC foes, the New York football Giants are under suspicion for kidnapping Ronde, holding him at an undisclosed location and replacing him with twin brother Tiki.
A generous reward has been issued by Montague Kiffin of Tampa, Florida for Ronde's return.
"Give me back my Ronde!"
Sincerely,
Mel Gibson
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1 comment:
Was that a Ronde sighting at Ford field in Detroit yesterday afternoon? Glory be, could it be???
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